GREETINGS FROM THE NEW PRESIDENT... OF A CLUB BEING BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD
I am sorry to have missed the election that took place at the Clewiston Inn whereby I was elected as President of this
defunct organization. I had good reason to be absent. I was abducted by a French pirate from the Caribbean and
held against my will on his 53′ Hatteras motoryacht near Islamorada in the Keys. THIS IS THE TRUTH!! As
bounty for my freedom, I promised I would return and indulge this callous man with a feast accompanied by other Alfisti (you
guys). Which brings me to the first event that will take place this year. YOU MUST ATTEND OR I WILL BE CAPTURED
AND FORCED TO WALK THE PLANK over waters infested with rusted Alfas! We will drive our cars together and unite in force
to bring back lifeless members and to welcome new ones which have been lost in a stupor hoping to find the red brick road.
More about the upcoming event soon!
To you, the “disappointed FL Alfisti”, I have this message: COME BACK! I need you!
Contact me at email@example.com. I promise to bring some blood back into our withered souls!
Our cars must sparkle and zing and be shown to society. We must pave the way for the newest baby: The 8C Competizione
from the Anonima Lombarda Fabbrica Automobili. Please read about it! A great article can be found in this month’s
issue (I’m talking Jan. 2008) of www.windingroad.com, and it states: “This is a rock ‘n’ roll car for people who prefer Italian muscle to American or
British and who have the cash to indulge the preference … a limited-edition Mediterranean orgasm“!!!!!!
(Funny, that’s the way I feel about my ‘86 Spider Veloce)
Naomi Sarasola, President
South Florida Alfa Romeo Owners Club
(still to be known as the Social Directrix)